Victoria's Secret really fucked us over. Breasts like that don't exist, except if they have been surgically modified.
If you're a guy, I'm sure you've thought, once you've got her bra off "Humm, it's smaller than I was expecting", but come on, one the bra's off... most likely the panties are not far behind and at that point... you would have long forgotten that thought. Or if you're a breast man, you're disappointed that you can't t__ty _uck her. (Trying to keep it somewhat respectable)
If you're a girl, you think "Sorry I lied, but you're getting some so get over it" and "Smaller/larger than I thought"... yes, we think about it... but by the time we get to that point, we just go w/ it.
The sad part is that girls need a little help in that category and we all have padded bras... every single one of those VS models on TV have padded bras. And they sell extreme padded bras (makes them look 2xs bigger)
So to sum up my quick, yet informative FYI:
Women wear padded bras because...
1. So they don't "Poke someone's eye out"
2. Attract breast men
3. Clothes fit better
4. In some cases, balances out their ass.
5. As we get older, we need all the help we can get (note the link below... yes, we think like that)
Chicken breast is already genetically modified, don't expect ours to be as well... go organic!
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