Given by Men, Suffered by Women

Urinary tract infections is only another reinforcement that God must be a man. It's like punishment for having sex, and not even necessarily good sex. I mean at least with things like pulling a muscle, getting a mild concussion from hitting your head on the headboard, or (dare I say it), uncomfortable shit, are all indications of good sex. 

But no, to our luck as women, were created with small ureathra which means that bacteria can travel faster into our urinary track. What does that result to? I wish men could feel it too:

It feels like your bladder will explode at every single breath, and when you finally get to the bathroom which you've been frantically trying to find, then find a not-as-nasty bathroom stall, then gingerly place toilet paper on a seat which you refuse to sit on (just in case).. and once you feel ok to pee, you feel an unimaginable burning sensation that's best described as a piece of coarse wool slowly being pulled through your pee hole. Then, the dread as you're hovering over the toilet of the feeling that you still need to pee, but then... you don't and all that comes is that burn again. 

Now boys, what to do to help your lady friend out? First, you could call her at least 2 days later, cause that's where it'll settle in... but caution, she could react several ways:

1. If she's never had a UTI before, she may be freaked out and yell at you, but now that you've read this you can read it word for word to her and she'll think either "Geez, he's really informed, very intelligent and helpful" or "Bastard, he's done this to someone before"

2. She may not tell you, but be very bitchy and passive aggressive, in which, if you care enough to even ask, you may want to probe (not like that, I think you've done enough of that)

3. She may tell you, calmly, that she has one. Now here's what you offer her, an "I'm sorry, is there anything I can do for you? Cranberry juice? And I promise to wash my cock before I fuck you"

Note, a UTI is not an STD, it sometimes happens during sex in which bacteria can be transfered into the bladder. Bacteria from the snatch is different from the ass, so, caution when there is accidental contact and no double dipping. I really think they should try to make anti-bacterial condoms or lube.

So, what have we learned here? Wash your dick pls.