Q: What's the first thing you notice about a guy?

This seems like one of those pages in beauty magazine where they ask "John, 24; New York, NY responds: her eyes" BLAH BLAH BLAH. OK, so maybe they notice your eyes but it's got to be second thing on the list because it's usually the body parts that stick out from the torso that they notice first.

I really think that it needs to be rephrased: What do you usually remember about a guy?

Strangely enough, I think it's his hands. I was once dating this guy, he was like 5'10", but he has the smallest hands and the proportion of his palm to fingers made his fingers look short and stubby. Come to find out that in this case, his hands were proportionate to.... (yes, food for thought). Another example would be this vendor that I used to work with, we called him Mc UglyHands. He's a little older, so his hands were old, but my god he had the driest hands and terrible cuticles. I mean like scaly dry skin hands. I approved a $100,000 print job, please use some of the money to get a manicure. Don't guys think, you're a sales man, you point all day, like a hand model, the least you can do is prevent crocodile hands. Imagine having those fingers in you... ewww.